To determine potential gayness (ie - "highly gay", "semi-gay", "non-gay") answer the following questions and give yourself 1 point for every "Yes" response:
1. Are you male?
2. Do you enjoy drinking a wine simply to experience and discuss its flavor, and not to get drunk?
3. Do you think Julia Roberts is "so over".
4. Do you watch 2 or more programs on the WB?
5. Do you actually take the time to try on clothing while shopping?
6. Does it take you more than 15 minutes to select one greeting card?
Add up your "Yes" responses and determine gayness based on the following Queerness Scale:
4-6 points = "Highly gay" ("extremely" if you get 6, if you got more than 6, re-check your math)
2-3 points = "Semi-gay" (3 can equal "Meterosexual" or "confused").
0-1 points = "Non-gay" (0 = neo-nazi, or member of Bush administration)
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