Attention Office Mates

To avoid a BioHazard Event of nightmarish proportions, as well as to alleviate general nastiness and fend off a stench that is threatening overtake my very work area, the fridges were purged of all "leftovers" and plastic bags of whatever it is you keep in them.

I was conservative and threw away only what was obviously bad: Hairy cheese, liquidic salad (apparently a theme here), baked ziti that had morphed into a brown gelatinous mass (forensic pathology helped identify ziti as the substance of origin - the Tupperware container it was in is recuperating at MGH and currently listed in stable condition), anything (whether sealed or not) with expiration dates from the 20th century, sandwiches with crust (not the bread), or anything just generally foul in nature.

Office Manager