Personal Fowl?

Not sure how I feel about this story. There are so many things that cause my brain to work on overtime to process:

• There is a chicken named Boo Boo, because, reportedly, she is easily frightened.
• It was apparently a pet?
• Mouth to Beak CPR?
• She was placed in a cardboard box by a heater (anyone smelling BBQ chicken?).

Jeez - when I see dead chicken, I grab the Chardonnay. I like the part where the lifesaver had to admit that they do not know how to get a pulse on a chicken.

You can't make this stuff up.