The weather lady on the radio this morning on the way to work said that tonight we would experience a "chilly" 16 degrees.
Chilly?
Chilly!?
Chilly is a brisk April day, or the morning of the first frost in October. Chilly is the reception you get from your significant other when you stumble home from a night out alone at the clubs. Chilly is how I prefer my very large glasses of Chardonnay. But what Chilly is NOT is 16 degrees. 16 degrees is frickin COLD. Temps have long passed "chilly". Perhaps she was trying to make a funny. But if so, she failed. And to top it off, she was wrong anyway. Instead, we had a chilly 1 degree.
Bitch.
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